Insult: You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.Ĭounter: I'm shocked that you've never gazed at your wife. Insult: Only once have I met such a coward!Ĭounter: He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult: People consider my fists lethal weapons!Ĭounter: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned. Insult: Your arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!Ĭounter: So THAT'S why you're scratching. Insult: Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.Ĭounter: I thought that the been dip had a strange taste. Insult: My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces!Ĭounter: I'm surprised you can count that high!Ĭounter: Yeah, yeah I know: it's a three headed monkey. Insult: I'm going to put your arm in a sling! Insult: My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you!Ĭounter: Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do. Insult: Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!Ĭounter: I would if it would stop your WINE-ING. Insult: I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.Ĭounter: It's too bad none of them are in your arms. Insult: Today, by myself, twelve people I've beaten.Ĭounter: From the size of your gut I'd guess they were eaten. Beneath is insults and counters for them if you are having trouble: He will agree if you say you are going to Lucre Island and that you insult arm wrestle him. Ask about insult arm wrestling and joining your crew. Talk to Crusty Old Sailor who turns out to be Ignatius Cheese.

Go to Scumm Bar and try to pick up jerky pretzels. Kick the brazier full of coals and pick up one of the coals.

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